Members of the Sunbury underclass. Many in our downtrodden community have long called for a second post office to be built in Sunbury with the queue for service often stretching out the door. It would seem that a second post office is a logical step to alleviate this problem. The reason why we do not have a second post office can now be revealed.
Our cruel overseers at Hume have infiltrated Australia Post and seek to deny us the chance to communicate with the outside world. In a manner more befitting of the ruling Burmese junta they seek to close off our opportunity to communicate with the outside world and so hope to muffle both our cries of "Freedom, Freedom" and our cries of pain. SLF covert operatives report that this only the beginning of the suppression of our dissent with plots to eventually close the Sunbury post office well advanced. With the advent of the Rudd governments Internet censorship blacklist filter in the verge of implementation, soon we will be cut off from the outside world. No more will we be able to fire off a snappy letter to the editor calling for help to end our plight. Our cries to Amnesty International and the UN will fall on unhearing ears.
The SLF however is equipped to counter this diabolical plan having recently acquired a number of carrier pigeons which we will use to keep the lines of communications open. We did suffer a minor set back when two of our brothers in arms; Fidel Clarke and Pancho Boardman mistook them for lunch and cooked up a delightfully light meal of braised squab in a caramelised onion sauce with green pea puree washed down with a delightful drop of Pat Carmody's finest Craiglee 2001 Chardonnay. War is hell people.
Our cruel overseers at Hume have infiltrated Australia Post and seek to deny us the chance to communicate with the outside world. In a manner more befitting of the ruling Burmese junta they seek to close off our opportunity to communicate with the outside world and so hope to muffle both our cries of "Freedom, Freedom" and our cries of pain. SLF covert operatives report that this only the beginning of the suppression of our dissent with plots to eventually close the Sunbury post office well advanced. With the advent of the Rudd governments Internet censorship blacklist filter in the verge of implementation, soon we will be cut off from the outside world. No more will we be able to fire off a snappy letter to the editor calling for help to end our plight. Our cries to Amnesty International and the UN will fall on unhearing ears.
The SLF however is equipped to counter this diabolical plan having recently acquired a number of carrier pigeons which we will use to keep the lines of communications open. We did suffer a minor set back when two of our brothers in arms; Fidel Clarke and Pancho Boardman mistook them for lunch and cooked up a delightfully light meal of braised squab in a caramelised onion sauce with green pea puree washed down with a delightful drop of Pat Carmody's finest Craiglee 2001 Chardonnay. War is hell people.
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