Oppressed citizenry of Sunbury ( Including Bulla and parts of Diggers Rest). Many in our fair land bewail the non use of the so called Evans Street Grasslands and opine as to why it has not been turned into something more useful such as ...oh maybe a new train station, shops or car parking. Our totalitarian rulers resist all such cries of logic, electing to retain the weed and snake infested acreage. Given that it was strange for our ruling clan to spurn the opportunity to reap, and pillage our community assets for the good of their fiefdom, SLF operatives led by our surveillance commander Jose-Ramos Goonawarra have for some time had the Evans Street Grasslands under covert surveillance. The truth is as shocking as it is unbelievable. Children and those of a faint constitution should cease reading at this point and avert your eyes.
It can now be revealed that nefarious forces have been using the grasslands as a staging point and covert operational base to plan and orchestrate an assassination attempt on our glorious leader Che' Evans. Shown here for the first time is incontrovertible proof that evil doers seek to eliminate Che's cries of freedom for Sunbury. In this photo you see the gun for hire mercenary emerging from his lair deep within the grasslands having lain in wait patiently for Che to visit the street named after is ancestors and pay homage to his heritage. Even more chilling was the killers secondary objective to target any Sunbury resident found to be eating a ham sandwich. Be vigilant fellow freedom fighters. Our enemy is wily and in league with many other evildoers. But fear not. Our glorious leader is safe and well having thwarted this attempt on his life. Fellow Patriots. Liberty flows within our veins as sure as Jackson's creek winds through our fair lands. Heed the cry. Softly at first but soon to grow to a mighty roar " Freedom , Freedom"
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