Hume City Council cries havoc and lets slip the dogs of war

Fellow partisans, The parking situation in Sunbury remains as tight as a heroin traffickers bottom passing through customs. How do our overlords respond to this pressing social issue? By sending forth wave upon wave of parking inspectors in a manner not unlike the hordes of locusts that descended upon Egypt in the days of Moses. Our brave operatives report back to liberation HQ that these brown shirted revenue raisers have been marching throughout our fair yet oppressed land armed with enough chalk to rival the efforts of Arthur Stace. Unlike Arthur who delivered the soft and gentle Christian message of eternity with your maker. The message left by these individuals is affixed to your windscreen and requires payment within 28 days. Another act of benevolence from our overseers. Patriots on wheels beware. your adversary walks the streets like a hungry lion ready to devour his prey.

Hume council HQ spotted

Patriots. No longer do we have a local council office. It has been snatched away in a manner reminiscent the sacking of Rome by the barbarian hordes. Our birthright having been robbed the funds were used to construct a new lair for the Hume council to dwell within. This menacing monument to hubris and largess now stands as a symbol of oppression to all disenfranchised Sunbury folk.

Just in case our haven't seen it we attach photographic evidence of the palace of tyranny. Photos bravely obtained by one of our fearless operatives, who donning their mullet wig, moccasins and best Wu Tang tracksuit went undercover into the belly of the beast

Betrayed by the ALP

Sunbury Patriots. Who could forget the undertaken given by Steve Bracks and his socialist left lickspittle Joanne Duncan that if elected he would allow the oppressed folk of Sunbury to exercise their democratic right and particpate in a plebicite to establish our views on self determination.

The foppish Bob Cameron said in the Victorian parliament on December 15 1999 that he was working towards a plebicite as fast as he could. Ten years have passed and the good citzens of Sunbury are stilled oppressed by our evil Hume imperialist overlords. Joanne Duncan remains silent on the issue convieniently forgeting her promise to her constituents.

Well Joanne "Quisling" Duncan may feel its ok to forget but the freedom fighters of the SLF will not. All is not forgotten. We will have freedom in our land.

Expose the imperialist dogs

Do you have evidence of the oppression of our people by the evil empire that is the Hume City Council and their lickspittles? Then send your evidence with all revolutionary zeal to our covert hide out at sunburyliberationfront@gmail.com

Rise up. Show those who would oppress my people that no longer will we take being a down trodden underclass. Sunbury must be free