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Friday, June 5, 2009

Joining the ranks. The few,The brave,The proud


Comrades, Since the publication of our manifesto we have fielded numerous enquires from patriotic Sunbury dwellers expressing their fervent zeal and desire to join the SLF and join the frontline in the struggle against oppression.


The Sunbury Liberation Front is an apolitical organisation. No political allegiences other than a total dedication to the Sunbury cause is permitted. All potential recruits are subjected to a stringent vetting and screening process very similar to that utilised by one of our revolutionary forerunners, The People's Front of Judea.


Prior to your induction you will need to undergo our initiation ceremony. Candidates are required to report to the Nook where following their recanting of any previously held political allegiances they undergo a ceremonial baptism in the cleansing waters of Jackson's Creek, where their political affiliations are symbolically washed away, to be replaced by a pure Sunbury based ideology ( Please note an alternate ceremony is available for members of the ALP Socialist Left, members of the Greens and anyone else with an aversion to taking a bath.) Please notify your recruiting officer if this is applicable to you.


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