Che speaks of love and tolerance and says quit your jibber jabber or I'll come in with the wooden spoon and give you what for

Patriots. I have been having some night thoughts in a time of war. I am concerned that some in our fair land do not share the pure ideals of the SLF and may be seeking to use our noble cause for other agendas. Membership of the SLF is open to all who wish to see our lands free. We do not discriminate on the basis of age, race gender, IQ, or facial hair ( which is good for my Nana). We will not however allow our pure zeal to be diluted and sidetracked by petty squabbles and bruised egos. My Sunbury children, why do you bicker so? Do you not know the true opponent lies outside of our lands? The SLF is an organisation dedicated to the health and welfare of all Sunbury villagers. To fight amongst ourselves is to allow our foes to divide and conquer. Disunity is death. Put aside the malice and hubris in your hearts. Turn to the righteous and peaceful path of the SLF. Join us I implore you. Sunbury will benefit from a strong and united people who present an impregnable wall of resolve. Let us link our hands in patriotism and love. Come sit with me under a shady tree near the memorial hall, sing koombaiya and dream of a better life, land and future for our children. Cast aside the old ways as some do with their First wife. Let us say Goodbye Jerusalem , Goodbye Babylon and cross the red sea into Canaan land. I am no Nostradamus kid but I see a better future for Sunbury on the horizon. To those who do not heed my calls of tolerance and understanding I say Run Rabbit Run far from our lands. My people if we do not unite we will find ourselves saying Goodbye Paradise. My people contemplate my word the next time you spend a warm night on a slow moving train to Sunbury (Soon to be even slower once the electrification comes). Let us devote ourselves to better causes and actions such as first abolishing the customer service centre feebly offered by our overlords and replacing it with council of our own. So it goes my people. Stray strong and remember that I love you all my people.