Cassie loses. Further evidence of the plot to suppress our people?

Comrades and Patriots.

By now the news of Cassie's supermodel loss has surely reached your ears. For this proud Sunbury Bogan lassie to stumble and fall at the last hurdle is again proof that the deep seated plot to continue the subjugation of our people reaches all the way to the highest levels of power.

Our operatives report that our evil overseers were desperate to ensure that this proud daughter of Sunbury was set up to fail. So desperate were they to ensure that the name of Sunbury be kept hidden from the world. They could not allow the grand name of Sunbury to rise to international prominence. Imagine it if they had failed in their evil game. The fashion page headlines would now include the phrase, " Paris, London, Rome, Milan, Sunbury".

Now instead of strutting the catwalks of Europe our proud Sunbury Bogan has been forced back to the streets of Goonawarra. So wrong so very wrong.