Fellow partisans, The parking situation in Sunbury remains as tight as a heroin traffickers bottom passing through customs. How do our overlords respond to this pressing social issue? By sending forth wave upon wave of parking inspectors in a manner not unlike the hordes of locusts that descended upon Egypt in the days of Moses. Our brave operatives report back to liberation HQ that these brown shirted revenue raisers have been marching throughout our fair yet oppressed land armed with enough chalk to rival the efforts of Arthur Stace. Unlike Arthur who delivered the soft and gentle Christian message of eternity with your maker. The message left by these individuals is affixed to your windscreen and requires payment within 28 days. Another act of benevolence from our overseers. Patriots on wheels beware. your adversary walks the streets like a hungry lion ready to devour his prey.
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