Sunbury Pride. Billy Thorpe live at the Sunbury Rock Festival
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Did the evil Hume overlords conspire to shaft a daughter of Sunbury?
Posted by Che' Evans at 10:22 PM 2 comments
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
A rallying war cry for Sunbury Patriots. Proof of our oppression by "The Man"
Posted by Che' Evans at 9:39 AM 1 comments
Cassie loses. Further evidence of the plot to suppress our people?
Posted by Che' Evans at 9:03 AM 0 comments
Monday, July 6, 2009
Beware the sticker cometh
Posted by Che' Evans at 12:46 AM 0 comments
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Joining Forces. Two great movements come together to continue the righteous struggle
Posted by Che' Evans at 10:30 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Hugh Laurie with words of encouragement for our movement
Posted by Che' Evans at 11:13 PM 0 comments
Che speaks of love and tolerance and says quit your jibber jabber or I'll come in with the wooden spoon and give you what for
Posted by Che' Evans at 1:01 PM 2 comments
Monday, June 29, 2009
Ronnie RAAF looks to the skies to defend our land
Posted by Che' Evans at 11:39 PM 0 comments
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Freedom and fridge magnets for all
Posted by Che' Evans at 10:26 PM 0 comments
Imelda Ashfield reveals a chilling truth
Imelda reveals that the speed humps installed in Mitchells Lane are in fact a ploy to prevent our operatives making a speedy exit along this broad thoroughfare after covert sorties within our fair CBD. Yes folks as chilling as it is wicked. Our Hume overlords plan to lay in wait and intercept our peace loving freedom fighters as they leave Mystic Pizza after a convivial night with family and friends. In the ensuing flight they plan to corral our partisan warriors into the speed hump ridden, filling shaking, vertebrae crushing track and thus capture and enslave them. In defiance of the Hume Council Charter of Human Rights our operatives would then be subjected to cruel and humiliating taunts such as being paraded down Camp Road dressed only in a tattered flannelette shirt or torn AC/DC T-shirt while crowds hurl abuse and chant "Bogan, Bogan"
Imelda proposes that the SLF establish a covert hideout to the Ashfield lake/swap. She is confident that this would ensure our operatives have a sanctuary to flee to when pursued by the Hume Council Hounds of Hell.
Imelda is commended for her insight and military cunning
Viva Imelda, Viva Sunbury
Posted by Che' Evans at 6:57 PM 0 comments
Saturday, June 27, 2009
The knives are out
Posted by Che' Evans at 8:28 PM 0 comments
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Setting out the truth
Today we received an email from Councillor Ann Potter. Comrade Ann kindly gave us permission to use a more flattering photo of her on this blog of truth and freedom So we have.
She asked of us to mention that it was the Kennett government was the one who forced us into a life of servitude and slavery. Because she was so nice about it and wasn't the slightest bit tricky the revolutionary council has met and agreed to her request. It is true freedom fighters that Our happy land and merry village way of life was trampled by the Kennett Government. Surely this ranks as one of there worst decisions made, along with the introduction of casinos, the culling of teachers, nurses and police. This lamentable act cannot be denied. It is only fair to apportion blame where it lies. It is also true however (and fair) to remind all in our village and shire that the ALP promised hand on heart to relieve us of our torment and enslavery. Bracksy made that solemn vow in 1999. Many looked to him as the great emancipator. In hindsight perhaps he was more the great procrastinator. ( or as some in our movement uncouthly say the great ma$%ubator) We await this promise to be honoured.
She also asked of us why we wish to free ourselves from slavery and imprisonment given that we we taken into captivity back in 1994? Our answer is simple. Freedom is our birthright.
Just as the good folk of East Timor were liberated in 1999 after enduring years of oppression so too do we look to the sky with freedom in our heart. Just as the children of Israel crossed the Red Sea to freedom. So too do we long for our Canaan land.
Just as the Berlin wall crumbled under the might of people power so too do we vow that one day we will stand as free men and women under the new Shire of Sunbury flag.
Time cannot erase the longing and yearning in our hearts for the sweet day when our shackles fall from our arms and legs and we stand proud and free. Remember... They can take our rates but they can never take our freedom.
P.S Comrade Potter also enquired as to the identity of one of our covert revolutionaries was in the Leader photo was.... The SLF have sworn and vowed a vow unto death never to betray a fellow member. All we can say is. I know who you think it is Comrade but you are mistaken in your assumption. They may be low but we do have some standards.
Posted by Che' Evans at 8:05 PM 0 comments
Welcome to our latest recruits
Comrades,
It is with great pomp and ceremony that we welcome our latest recruits in the fight to liberate Sunbury from the evil shackles of the Hume Imperialists. Please join me in standing and saluting:
Imelda Ashfield and Ayatollah Ken.
Imelda has vowed the sacred vow to rid our fair lands of the scourge of the Hume Council. Proudly she stands, ham sandwich in hand ready to defend us from all enemies. Not since William Wallace has such a committed firebrand stood boldly in the face of the foe. A warrior through and through. In her spare time Imelda enjoys scrap booking, travel, meeting people and hopes for world peace ( Hume council excepted)
Ken has been appointed the provisional commander of the SLF peoples air force due to his extensive experience both in military hardware and airfix model planes. Plus he has seen Top Gun 28 times and has it both on VHS and betamax A noble mighty crusader ready to defend us from all foes.
Patriots we salute you.
Posted by Che' Evans at 7:53 PM 0 comments
Monday, June 15, 2009
Ann votes no to freedom. Jack says freedom for all
Posted by Che' Evans at 1:32 PM 33 comments
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Support from our sister city
Posted by Che' Evans at 10:15 PM 0 comments
Stay Strong Sunbury Separatist Citizens
Posted by Che' Evans at 12:24 AM 21 comments
Friday, June 5, 2009
Joining the ranks. The few,The brave,The proud
Posted by Che' Evans at 8:51 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Support from afar
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Monday, June 1, 2009
The truth about the Evan's Street Grassland laid bare
It can now be revealed that nefarious forces have been using the grasslands as a staging point and covert operational base to plan and orchestrate an assassination attempt on our glorious leader Che' Evans. Shown here for the first time is incontrovertible proof that evil doers seek to eliminate Che's cries of freedom for Sunbury. In this photo you see the gun for hire mercenary emerging from his lair deep within the grasslands having lain in wait patiently for Che to visit the street named after is ancestors and pay homage to his heritage. Even more chilling was the killers secondary objective to target any Sunbury resident found to be eating a ham sandwich. Be vigilant fellow freedom fighters. Our enemy is wily and in league with many other evildoers. But fear not. Our glorious leader is safe and well having thwarted this attempt on his life. Fellow Patriots. Liberty flows within our veins as sure as Jackson's creek winds through our fair lands. Heed the cry. Softly at first but soon to grow to a mighty roar " Freedom , Freedom"
Posted by Che' Evans at 1:19 PM 0 comments
Why our rulers deprive us of a second post office
Our cruel overseers at Hume have infiltrated Australia Post and seek to deny us the chance to communicate with the outside world. In a manner more befitting of the ruling Burmese junta they seek to close off our opportunity to communicate with the outside world and so hope to muffle both our cries of "Freedom, Freedom" and our cries of pain. SLF covert operatives report that this only the beginning of the suppression of our dissent with plots to eventually close the Sunbury post office well advanced. With the advent of the Rudd governments Internet censorship blacklist filter in the verge of implementation, soon we will be cut off from the outside world. No more will we be able to fire off a snappy letter to the editor calling for help to end our plight. Our cries to Amnesty International and the UN will fall on unhearing ears.
The SLF however is equipped to counter this diabolical plan having recently acquired a number of carrier pigeons which we will use to keep the lines of communications open. We did suffer a minor set back when two of our brothers in arms; Fidel Clarke and Pancho Boardman mistook them for lunch and cooked up a delightfully light meal of braised squab in a caramelised onion sauce with green pea puree washed down with a delightful drop of Pat Carmody's finest Craiglee 2001 Chardonnay. War is hell people.
Posted by Che' Evans at 12:21 PM 0 comments